Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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