HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I died a long time ago.
She said her name was "party"
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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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