Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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