Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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