Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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