i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
