Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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