Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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