Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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