he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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