you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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