She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
They have beer where we have blood.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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