My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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