She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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