I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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