A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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