I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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