I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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