Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Randomize
