u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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