You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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