So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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