Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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