I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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