ya dads aren't the best wingmen
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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