Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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