So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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