Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Sorry my hands just texted you
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
