Little spoons don't ask big questions
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
