he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
