his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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