So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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