Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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