is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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