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overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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