And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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