he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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