the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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