She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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