I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize