People in love make me want to vomit
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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