I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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