Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
420 ftw
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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