How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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