Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
That's intense
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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