dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
