yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
did i just pee glitter
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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