I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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