i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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