when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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