mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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