no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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