Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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