I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
