Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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